There's a wind blowing in my heart and with my eyes I can not see my way out of the dark.


*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game


Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.


i think i dropped myself as a baby


Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?